Slappy the man, the myth, the bio;

A long time ago in a city far, far away.......................

A man & a woman loved each other very much and made the mistake of having unprotected sex and 28 years later that mistake has a radio show! Hailing from the land of God's baseball team. St. Louis I have come back to Springfield after a 2 year stint away to answer the "Slappy signal" Smash had fired up high atop the WCVS studio and been given the task to start a rock radio revolution in the city that I love. Fight rock mediocrity & join the Slappy army in our revolution every weeknight from 7-midnight. Yes Live DJ's do exist in Springfield and now you know where to find them.

Inspiring words & sh*t;
"If you can't do something smart, do something right"

Fun crap to do online;

www.wrestlecrap.com

www.egotastic.com

www.angryVgnerd.com

www.1up.com

Coolest radio moment;

Making Kevin Smith the director of Clerks & the upcoming film "Zach & Miri make a porno" laugh on my show.

Favorite movies;

The Crow

Star Wars

Girls Gone Wild

Favorite shows;

Deadwood

Angel

Farscape

Battlestar Galactica

Worst Fear;

Working for that stupid bitch who stole my mail at the last radio job I worked at again. Pure TERROR!

What Would Robocop Do?

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Round #12 of the WSOC is here!

Elisha Cuthbert because I have always had a crush on "The girl next door"

Christine Lakin former star of the TGIF show "Step by Step" has all grown up & now my pants fit tighter!

WWE/ECW diva Kelly Kelly can't wrestle for shit but who gives a damn?

• The "RockMobile" lives!
  03/15/08 | 8:11 pm

  Alright so this is a short but sweet blog detailing the all new 2008 Toyota Tundra in the black & yellow  colors of everyone's favorite station the Rock @ 96.7.  Smash & I road tripped this beast around Springfield the other day and it is the finest vehicle any station I have EVER worked for has gotten.  If you see the Black & Yellow death on the roadways be sure to throw up your devil horns, honk your horn or show us your boobs and let us know that your out there.  That being said special thanks go out to Mr. Raymond Lytle of the Ray Lytle show as I stole these pics from his page at www.chubbyray.com be sure to check out that site for some XXXtremely hot pics from his live St. Panties day party @ Starship Billiards as there are some smoking hot girls showing off there thongs their!  Hell bookmark that damn page as Ray has hot bitches following him around all the time and maybe he can help u score with one of them lol.

   

  Here are the pics;

  

  and of course here's some more free advertising for Ray courtesy of the Slappy X-periment

  www.chubbyray.com suckas!

   

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• The World Series of Clam has begun!
  02/26/08 | 12:34 pm

  So when I was given the ability to update my own page on the wcvs website I had a number of different ideas I wanted to use to get people itnerested in checking out the site.  Most of them involved hot female listeners naked, but since I haven't had a steady enough stream of chicks sending me pictures I was stumped.  About a week ago while watching Serenity in glorious hi-def I realized I would love to have "the sex" with Summer Glau and my penis & I agreed we should work her into the page somehow.  A week later the "World Series of Clam" was born. Here is how it works;

  Each Wednesday/hump day I will add 3 more hotties to the page and you the ever so tasteful listener will then vote in the poll over who is the hottest and will go on to the next round.  As always you can make suggestions of hotties i should use and I will take that into account until we have one Clam to rule them all!   I will post the weekly winners pic in this very blog as well every Wednesday so keep checking back for the results!

  Round 1 and the winner is......................................

  

  Oh Summer Glau how do I love thee.

  

  Round 2 winner Megan Fox!

  

  Round 3 winner-Tricia Helfer

   

  Round #4 winner Charisma Carpenter!

  

  Round 5 winner by one vote! I shit you not one vote! Grace Park

  

  Round 6 come from behind winner Jessica Biel

  

  Round 7 come on behind winner Christina Aguilera

  

  Round 8 winner JLH the first listener submitted winner!

  

  Erica Durance winner of the listener submitted "girls of smallville" edition!

  

  Round 10 winner and ohhh gooood what a hot ass! Adrianne Curry!

  

  Round 11 winner & America's favorite fake lesbian Tila Tequila!

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• Where has Slappy been & why did he go there?
  01/15/08 | 4:03 pm

  So this seems to be the million dollar question people keep asking me since the Slappy X-periment debuted on WCVS and well you know I don't hold anything back so here is the scoop.  I quit working in Springfield at "the station that refuses to be good" December 23, 2005 because an ignorant ass old b*tch was stealing from me and so I Quit 2 days before x-mas.  I won't be pushed around by anyone let alone some old hag on a powertrip and coincidentally neither would Ray Lytle or Smash.  Long story short Smash calls me one day & says he wants to shake things up & give rock radio back to the people that made it such a force in this town to begin with.  You wouldn't settle for the mundane, boring crap that was being force fed down your throat and now you don't have too. The Ray Lytle show, Smash Radio & The Slappy X-periment are not your average, everyday, run of the mill shows and 96.7 the Rock is not your average, everyday, run of the mill radio station it's your station and this is your revolution! 

  I'm just glad to be apart of it

  Oh & to the above mentioned hag...one more thing

  

  Hugs & Kisses,

  Slappy

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